[J laughs, actually laughs, but it's a sort of hollow, bitter sound. He doesn't mean it to be, that's just the way he laughs. I know, right?]

Good, because honestly you're a terrible drunk. Well, for you. You're hilarious when you're drunk. I've only seen it once or twice but it was freaking hilarious both times.

I don't get drunk. I don't like it.

[His voice gets quieter.] ...Losing control of your body isn't something I really enjoy. Forgetting things doubly.