10 // video/action // now the party don't start till I walk in
[The wall comm' is on, and so are the lights. Except that that's not electrical light. Alex's room now sports a broad bay window.
The cameras are all off, and most of them are gone, including the one in front of the door and the camcorder that usually sits on the desk. Only three remain, and one of them is in Alex's hands, tripod and all, as he carries it across the room and slings it into the closet.
A CD player provides poppy background music. Alex whistles along while he works.
Off-camera, there's a towel pinned over the mirror.]
((OOC: for convenience's sake, let's say all threads which aren't J's or the Operator's happen before those two.))
The cameras are all off, and most of them are gone, including the one in front of the door and the camcorder that usually sits on the desk. Only three remain, and one of them is in Alex's hands, tripod and all, as he carries it across the room and slings it into the closet.
A CD player provides poppy background music. Alex whistles along while he works.
Off-camera, there's a towel pinned over the mirror.]
((OOC: for convenience's sake, let's say all threads which aren't J's or the Operator's happen before those two.))
[ACTION]
Who's there?
Lamb!
Lamb who?
Lamb who is exceptionally put off by the sudden assault of what kids listen to these days coming from Alex's room. ]
Alex! Alex, it's Sofia. Are you there?
[ She sounds urgent. Punishment by her Tyrant back at home included having your corpse hung on a wall as a trophy and she is not very optimistic about his encounter with the Queen going much better. ]
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Eh-heh-heh.
He turns the volume down, and calls sweetly:]
Alex isn't here right now; could you leave a message?
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Who is this?
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Oh, Alex. Just not the Alex you're after.
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[NEW AND IMRPOVED ACTION]
[UNF, DAT ACTION]
[BABY, I LIKE IT!]
[THE WAY YOU MOVE ON THE FLOOR!]
[BABY, I-] (1/2)
[- LIKE IT!!] (2/2)
[COME ON AND GIVE ME SOME MORE!]
[OH YES I LIKE IT!]
[~SCREAMINGLIKENEVERBEFORE~]
[I- I- I LIKE IT!]
[PARTY! KARAMU! FIESTA! FOREVER!]
[I'M ALL OUT OF CHORUS! D:]
[Okay let's say the CD has moved on to the next song.]
[*WOLF WHISTLES*]
[*wears something low-cut and seethrough*]
[*DOUBLE WOLF WHISTLE*]
[*frolics in a huge public fountain!*]
[*runs in slow motion to show off her big bouncy breasts*]
[*..............stares*]
[*forgot what happens next in the video* *bounces some more*]
[*was just making stuff up by this point anyway*]
[*bounces to celebrate your vivid imagination*]
[*stares some more*]
[*dives into fountain and announces wet t-shirt contest*]
[*awards high marks across the board*]
[*bows wetly*]
[Encore! Encore!]
[Hang on, let me just get another dry t-shirt to wet.]
[OuO]
[I'm sorry, I was out of shirts, I'm afraid we're just going to have to settle for nude swimming ):]
[Oh man, what a shame. But convenient since I'm already nude.]
[So... when did that happen?]
[I think somewhere around the public fountain part.]
[*acknowledges this statement by dancing nude in the fountain*]
[*produces a camera out of nowhere*]
[...given your lack of clothing I find this quite concerning.]
[all I can picture now is "I find your lack of clothes disturbing *breathe*"]
[...and I will leave my helmet... ON]
[Ooh, mister Vader, ooh~ *swoon*]
[MEANWHILE my subject line is too short to describe what is happening in a 20 mile radius]
[But it involves planets bursting and stormtroopers turning gay!]
[IT WAS AMAZING!]
[THE END!]
[~CREDITS ROLL~]
[~CREDITS... CONTINUE ROLLING~]
[~THEME MUSIC STARTS PLAYING~]
[~CURTAINS NARROW, LIGHTS COME UP~]
[People are leaving the theatre AND GODDAMMIT WON'T ANYBODY CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES?!]
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[WAS THAT GUILTY SILENCE JUST NOW?! *WAVES EMPTY POPCORN BAG ANGRILY*]
[HEY LADY, I TOOK MY RUBBISH OUT WITH ME.]
[*THROWS BAG AT YOU* YEAH, RIGHT!!]
[END. SCENE. *FLICKS POPCORN INTO YOUR HAIR ROLL*]
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Then Alex looks over at the screen with interest. He recognises that voice as belonging to someone his regular's talked to.]
Sorry, you're a bit too late. I could take a message?
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Who are you, and what have you done with Alex?
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I'm just looking after his place while he's away.
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*have some incredulous staring*
What. Are you doing.
More importantly what are you listening to?
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A moment's confusion passes over his face; he's only seen Tim once or twice, very briefly, through M!Masky's mirror. Then he recognises him.]
T-shirt guy!
[It's said with a broad, delighted smile.]
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What?
Are you drunk? You're ............................... smiling.
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[As if it's the most normal thing in the world.]
He might come back at some point. It's good to finally meet you!
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...Alex?
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[That was automatic, and when he actually stops to think about it, he adds:]
Oh, you probably want the other Alex. But hi!
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The other Alex, huh.
Are you his mirror?
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Yep. And you're J's regular. 'S good to meet you.
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[text] the Operator would like to know WHAT THE FUCK
whereistheark
[Alex's mirror might recognize this communication style from a certain silver-suited, many-armed gentleman on the other side.]
[CONFIDENT VIDEO!]
You mean regular Alex? He's gone for a while. He pissed off the Queen.
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The image of the Operator appears on the screen, inside for once, so tall that his head is tilted brokenly just to accommodate the ceiling.
And the static begins.]
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Alex flinches back, his breath catching; a few moments later he realises that his hands are shaking.]
Oh jesus.
[Jump-scares for the lose.]
Okay, I don't like you.
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[action of THE OPERATOR FUCKING LOVES YOU]
[action of MIRROR!ALEX WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB]
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What on earth- !
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He looks over at the screen with a great deal of friendly interest, because he recognises that voice. Yes, Allen, he remembers a voice he heard through the mirror BACK AT THE END OF MAY.]
Hey, what's up?
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I am. I've wanted to douse this room in Depressing-B-Gone since I first set eyes on it. And it's so surreal to have regulars everywhere!
[ Rrrrrip! ]
You having fun?